The Idiot Encyclopedia

king of queens

2005-11-07T01:05:00.000-08:00

I'm going to keep this as simple and straightforward as possible. There are plenty of fanboys in the idiot box. If they were searching for a leader amongst them, they have found him, the great fanboy prince_hector. His idiocy towers above them all, dwarfing even dumbasses like angmokia and mr mantits. Here is an example of how he manages to ruin a perfectly good thread about ASUS boards:

http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=214064

In case you're an idiot, he's an ASUS fanboy. What separates him from the rest is how he hallucinates about having a public listed company. So when charge-n-go tries to show him the truth, he responds with a very mature personal message, proving that he really does own a public listed company:

seems ur daddy didn't teach u enuff manners.call me papa, kiss my legs and
i will teach u manners which ur father lack or fail to teach u.

I wish you all the success with your imaginary life mr prince_hector. Just shove that head of yours back up where you pulled it out from and you'll be fine. If the Trojans had you for their leader, Troy would have fallen in the 10 minutes you were high on (ass) crack.

Wtf is going on cupid corner?

2005-10-28T19:23:00.000-07:00

"GUYS I WAS TRYING TO HAVE SEX BUT I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT A CONDOM ON AND SHE LAUGHED AT ME SO I KILLED HER AND HID HER IN HER CLOSET I GUESS WHAT I'M ASKING IS DO YOU THINK SHE'S PREGNANT?"

I know the CC is usually a 'kidgloves' zone full of whiny,confused,angsty teens/young adults, but seriously wtf... reading half a dozen threads makes me want to go take the men that post in the CC out into the woods and beat the fucking crap out of them.Bunch of whiny no-sack having vaginas.

And guess what i stumbled today:-

http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=212797

A sick fuck persistent creepy stalker.

Im too lazy to do anything

2005-10-14T09:50:00.000-07:00

What's so wrong with people nowadays, why can't they spend their time on search engines looking for specific information instead of asking it on forums where most people have no clue as to what to what they're talking about. Observe the idiot Neoxz:-

Http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=207847

He never took the time to look at the previous post. If he wanted further opinions he could have just gone to the console couch or apple byte to get more reviews and opinions but no he just had to be lazy and insist on asking at kopitiam, well Mr.Neoxz stupid questions deserves stupid answers. And what are the odds of a person having both gadgets [to have a say as to which one is better] at the same time in Malaysia, i would say very little to none.

To My Favourite morons.

2005-10-08T23:15:00.000-07:00

Well, we all have our favourite idiots to yak about, well, so do i lol. This post is dedicated to our idiotbox morons of the month Invisibleman and his Friend Ts1.

Well let's start with Invisibleman

God, how i wish his posts were invisible to everybody. And people call me a bigot lol. Any thread that man touches turns into a bumi bashing one, not to say i love the bumi supremacy, but blaming everything on it is not intelligent by any stretch of the human imagination. If that morons doesn't bring up the bumi idea in any thread he posts in, may a million bucks fall on my head and kill me.

LoL, and when saying that opposition is needed to further any idea and i akined myself to the DAP, he replied, don't insult the DAP. And after i replied, he countered with an absolutionistic statement, i love that part. And as with absolutists, i showed him that he was no better than his enemy lol. LOL P4WNED! If life was as easy as p4wning that idiot, i'd be richer than Bill Gates.

Here's a short transcript

HIM
"agreed, the government always says malaysia safe, etc. but why Foreigners prefer to invest in thailand although subject to terrorists. reason, no AP, less discrimination, less political, etc. comparing KL wif GZ, Beijing, Shanghai or SG is like comparing Proton with Toyota, Honda or Nissan. Itu baru Toyota, Honda or Nissan. not even BMW(the real BMW) or Mercedes Benz. 1 part of lyrics from Black Eye Pea(where is the love). Discrimination will only generate Hate!!"

ME
"You people can read the first quote can you? Geez, just stop posting for the love of God, you're making youselves look stupid. How can a rating on hardships when it comes healthcare and culture to on to some rag tag arguement on discriminations, you people leave you common sense at home or something?

Well for one, i love to discriminate, especially againts people who bring totally of topic arguements which have little or no bearing when it comes to, theaters, night clubs, shopping, groceries, transport, consumer goods, culture and such.

I salute thee for thine pointless bigotry."

HIM
"i also salute u for pointing out the pointless. empire, u r back from ur hole"

ME
"And the one who brought it up lol? not saluting him? Well thank you very much, i try and do my part by being the opposition everytime one is needed, you can call me LYN's DAP"

HIM
"pls dun insult DAP, ok"

ME
"For doing what? I'm being the opposition here. Because when there's no opposition and the majority comprise of pointless ranters like you, you essentially become the Malaysian Government per se. Good Good if you can't field a better retort, don't even try for the love of god.

Anywhere without opposition is a hegemonia, and where there is a hegemonia we get people's rights trampled on without questions just because the majority agrees.

Let me rephrase your mindset with this sentance :

"You non bumis are the minority what! So essentially you're wrong, because the majority is always right!"

So, what happens if i agree to everything and allow you to get away with non chalant finger pointing?
"

HIM
"i wonder what is the requirement to become Mod. whatever it's, time to imrpove
"

ME
"Why thanks for the good advice. Now here's a piece for you, when you're at rock bottom, there's no where but up.

Seriously, i fielded a good arguement by my standard (not good enough ah?) about not having an opposition. So why is your retort? The above? Seriously you people love to prod at my modship don't you? I'm the mod of Hardware, not RWI for one. And since when did that strip me of my right to criticize?

Sheesh, you people make it sound as though i owe you something, maybe i do owe the old timers at hardware something, they did educate me well, but you? Well besides your pointless rambling and inability to even field a contextually relevant arguement, what have you contributed?

Go ask yourself that question before you ask me that, because from my point of view you're accusing me of being black when you're a piece of coal"

HIM
"i m ranting now, but talking to u like playing piano to a cow, enuff said"

ME
"Wrong, actually as glocker agreed it is you being the cow here. Enuff said? ok how about this "Bumi rights shall always be no1" enuff said. LOL, you're no better than the government you bash, hypocrite.

Sore loser?"

ROFLMAO, i'll leave Ts1 till later XD

Learn the language already!

2005-09-22T08:43:00.000-07:00

I'm all for immigration. I think it's a really great thing. Living in a melting pot of different cultures (Malaysia), it's great to see so many different cultures co-existing.

However (and oh is there ever a big ass however), here's the one thing that is a huge pet peeve of mine. People who post on forum's and don't bother writing in proper english. I post up at lyn, and i can't count how many times per day, some random person post with such a rudimentary grasp of common english, i make out every 4th word.

Or i'm at some neutral location, let's say a mall, and some dude come's out of nowhere and talking in their native tongue to you expecting that you understand what they're talking about. Is it just me or is that rude? It's like an unsaid shot of "We'll screw english, I'm going to talk in my normal language or the language that i understand to you whether you like it or not."

If i were to move to a new country, let's say Korea, i would know Korean from back to front and upsidedown, Hell i'd be able to teach it.

Now yes i know, some people don't have the chance to learn a language when they were young or they were brought up by parent's who don't speak english, prior to moving to a new country, though it can't be said there's no reason to start once you move there, so you have at least a minimum comprehension. The people i have to talk to during the week fail. Hard. You know whos trying whos not.

ZOMG! Pwned in my sleep?!

2005-09-20T08:41:00.000-07:00

I hereby quote another idiot from the idiot box who goes by the nick jhjc:

Meh, if he's smart he'll just back off slowly like what ikanayam did. What better way to steer away from the flame and keep ones ego intact than to keep quiet and not continue to make a fool out of oneself? If he wants to carry on though, I'd say let's see what else he has to say.

Oh, and unless I stand corrected, I owned him in this thread.

ROFL, it's really hard to reply to some pitiful posts when you're asleep. Poor idiots, they can only feel like they pwned me when i'm asleep. Oh well, if you can't fight the man face to face, i guess you have to stab him in his sleep to win. Too bad the only thing he was "stabbing" was his pillow.

Good for you jhjc, i bet that you must have felt superb during those fleeting moments when you seemingly pwned the great ikanayam. Well here's a tip, you can pretend to do that every day when i go to sleep. But just remember that what t3h ikanayam giveth, t3h ikanayam snatcheth back. LOL.

My my my... firearms for morons? I don't think so.

2005-09-19T22:11:00.000-07:00

I hereby quote AngMonkey, one of the greatest idiots to be found in the idiot box:

my personal opinion: keep peoples like you all away from sidearms. peoples like me should be remain the rights to bear arms due to sports and competition and by the way can you afford it?

You were saying.... you deserve to have firearms? ROFL
I seem to recall a certain highly devolved monkey threatening to use firearms on me simply over a forum argument. Notice how the people who WANT to shoot people are the ones who support having firearms for everyone? All those people should be rounded up and shot in the groin.

AhMonkey, once i consolidate my power, i will see to it that you are denied the use of fire, electricity and water even, what more firearms LOL

Look ma, a tank is coming to crush me!

2005-09-19T11:26:00.000-07:00

Look, i think people deliberately placing themselves in front of moving objects that will certainly kill them is fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck if you like what i think. Notice how the phrase goes "I think". There's no "you" or "they" or anybody else in the phrase. Just me and my thoughts. So STFU and enjoy.

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2005-09-19T10:26:00.000-07:00

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