Learn the language already!

I'm all for immigration. I think it's a really great thing. Living in a melting pot of different cultures (Malaysia), it's great to see so many different cultures co-existing.

However (and oh is there ever a big ass however), here's the one thing that is a huge pet peeve of mine. People who post on forum's and don't bother writing in proper english. I post up at lyn, and i can't count how many times per day, some random person post with such a rudimentary grasp of common english, i make out every 4th word.

Or i'm at some neutral location, let's say a mall, and some dude come's out of nowhere and talking in their native tongue to you expecting that you understand what they're talking about. Is it just me or is that rude? It's like an unsaid shot of "We'll screw english, I'm going to talk in my normal language or the language that i understand to you whether you like it or not."

If i were to move to a new country, let's say Korea, i would know Korean from back to front and upsidedown, Hell i'd be able to teach it.

Now yes i know, some people don't have the chance to learn a language when they were young or they were brought up by parent's who don't speak english, prior to moving to a new country, though it can't be said there's no reason to start once you move there, so you have at least a minimum comprehension. The people i have to talk to during the week fail. Hard. You know whos trying whos not.

ZOMG! Pwned in my sleep?!

I hereby quote another idiot from the idiot box who goes by the nick jhjc:

Meh, if he's smart he'll just back off slowly like what ikanayam did. What better way to steer away from the flame and keep ones ego intact than to keep quiet and not continue to make a fool out of oneself? If he wants to carry on though, I'd say let's see what else he has to say.

Oh, and unless I stand corrected, I owned him in this thread.

ROFL, it's really hard to reply to some pitiful posts when you're asleep. Poor idiots, they can only feel like they pwned me when i'm asleep. Oh well, if you can't fight the man face to face, i guess you have to stab him in his sleep to win. Too bad the only thing he was "stabbing" was his pillow.

Good for you jhjc, i bet that you must have felt superb during those fleeting moments when you seemingly pwned the great ikanayam. Well here's a tip, you can pretend to do that every day when i go to sleep. But just remember that what t3h ikanayam giveth, t3h ikanayam snatcheth back. LOL.

My my my... firearms for morons? I don't think so.

I hereby quote AngMonkey, one of the greatest idiots to be found in the idiot box:

my personal opinion: keep peoples like you all away from sidearms. peoples like me should be remain the rights to bear arms due to sports and competition and by the way can you afford it?

You were saying.... you deserve to have firearms? ROFL
I seem to recall a certain highly devolved monkey threatening to use firearms on me simply over a forum argument. Notice how the people who WANT to shoot people are the ones who support having firearms for everyone? All those people should be rounded up and shot in the groin.

AhMonkey, once i consolidate my power, i will see to it that you are denied the use of fire, electricity and water even, what more firearms LOL

Look ma, a tank is coming to crush me!

Look, i think people deliberately placing themselves in front of moving objects that will certainly kill them is fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck if you like what i think. Notice how the phrase goes "I think". There's no "you" or "they" or anybody else in the phrase. Just me and my thoughts. So STFU and enjoy.

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